Ever wanted to perform deep brain stimulation, but just couldn't find the time to attend medical school?
Here's your chance!This is cool. So far, Big Sis and I have done a DBS, a total knee replacement, and tonight we'll do a total hip. Yeeehaw!
Speaking of the brain, here's a random thought:
Isn't it fascinating when a long-forgotten memory comes to the surface, so vivid and fresh, as if no time has passed?
While talking with a patient and his wife today, two things were mentioned: handlebar mustache and pipe. Weird, I know, but those are the conversations I tend to find myself in.
Anyhoo......My mind instantly transported me back to the driveway of my childhood home. We had a neighbor, a most interesting man. He was a police officer who rarely said a word, but when he did it was low, calm, and but once. He had dark brown hair and bushy eyebrows (you know, the eyebrow thing...), and he just exuded mystery to me.
We rarely saw his wife. He watched his son all the time, and never allowed him to play with other children.
While he would stand in the driveway and watch his son play,
he would twist his handlebar mustache and smoke his pipe.When he would turn to go inside, he would nod at us.
His demeanor kind of reminds me of this guy...

...except, I'm sure he didn't bludgeon people with bowling pins, drink their milkshakes, and of course, he had a
handlebar mustache.
This is better. Wyatt Earp. He looked like Wyatt Earp. This may well be the most random blog post I've ever written.

Would it throw you into convulsions if I said
handlebar mustache just
one
more
time??